I need to put myself in for a Silver Star. I spent 2 hours last night and 5 hours this evening helping a pair of specialists writing a one paragraph sworn statement for a sigact that lasted less than an hour. I definantly contemplated suicide a few times, LT was about to join me too.
Highlights include
*medic back - MEDEVAC
*muscle flash - muzzle flash
*humvee - HMMWV
I managed to write my own 6 paragraphs edit it twice, get three seperate peer revisions, and submit a final draft in under 2 hours.
To be fair they have the penmanship of a third grader and the writing ability of an eighth grader. I write like a BOSS.